Unemployed Philosophers Guild
UPG is a school of thought that brings the world a statistically significant more philosophically appreciated range of products than other schools of thought. Recently, revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City’s Lower East Side. Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people’s needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.
Secular Saint Candles
UPG's Secular Saint candles feature cultural icons to inspire and enlighten. Guarenteed to grant your desires ("I need Romantic Lighting" ) and aid the powerless ("I need light until the power comes back on")
Candles
Quotable Notables
More than just a blanc card, this is a revolution in stationery! Each of our 9" tall, die-cut note cards comes with an envelope and unique sticker sheet, featuring quotations and celebratory greetings for all occasions, from ''Happy Birthday" to "Missing you" and protected in an acetate sleeve.
Cards Single & Sets
Enamel Pins
Finger Puppets & Also Fridge Magnets
On your finger, it's a puppet;
On your fridge, it's a magnet!
Over 100 different fuzzy luminaries are available.
Finger Puppets
Glassware
Think about shot glasses, Jew glasses and Martini glasses!
The shot glasses are glasses for straight shooters of the highest caliber.
Glassware
Little Thinkers
We have the normal little thinkers and the music little thinkers.
The little thinkers inspire, englighten and cuddle. They are 11" tall and so so smart! They can be your constant companion!
Little Thinkers
Magnetic Play Sets
Mix it up! UPG's magnetic moustaches, dress-ups, and play sets make your fridge fun again.
Magnetic Play Sets
Mints
Super-strong mints that provide a wallop of minty freshness, without sugar or aspartame.
All the mints come in a POP display box!
Food for thought..
Mints
Mugs
We have the; how-to mugs, disapearing mugs and the non-disapearing mugs.
For the disapearing mugs;
Pour in a hot beverage and watch the stuff disapear or rise.
Mugs
Notebooks & Passport Notebooks
These Notebooks are your passport to sacred sites, imaginary places, and other fantastic lands. Not just a handy notebook - a journa for all your inward journeys.
Notebooks
Other stuff
Here you can find the plates plates pack & singels, Freudian slippers, inflatable scream doll and sebastian pin cushion.
Other stuff
Pill Boxes
Humorous aids for our over-medicated society. Fine nickel-plated pill boxes with clasps to keep your meds safely inside. 2" in diameter.
Pill Boxes
Sticky Notes
Sticky Notes from the Unemployed Philosophers Guild are so much more than just another adhesive memo pad! Each booklet comes with hundreds of stickies in different shapes and sizes and is guarenteed to amuse!
Sticky Notes
T-Shirts
Now your customers can dress in style - UPG style. No summer, winter, fall or spring collection is complete without them! 100% Cotton.
Available in unisex small, medium, large, XL and 2XL
T-Shirts
Sonic Wallets
Ever hear the saying 'money talks'?
Well, now your wallet can talk, or sing, or scream with our revolutionary Sonic Wallets. Made from durable Tyvek, each wallet lets loose a different array of sounds each time you open it!
Wallets
Watches
Time will never pass in the blink of an eye, because of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild watches.
All watches 33mm unless otherwise stated.
Watches
